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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="font-family: 標楷體"><span style="font-size: small"><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><br />訓導主任自習課時探頭進門口說:</span><span lang="EN-US"><br /></span><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">「請班長選三個人出來,我要班花。」</span><span lang="EN-US"><br /></span><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">班長就很認真的在班上票選出三個漂亮的妹妹,</span><span lang="EN-US"><br /></span><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">三個漂亮的妹妹就很害羞的問訓導主任﹕</span><span lang="EN-US"><br /></span><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">「請問我們要做些什麼事呢?」</span><span lang="EN-US"><br /></span><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">訓導主任﹕「跟我去訓導處搬花!」</span></span></span></p>
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【唐三藏的家書】

<font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Tahoma"><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">親愛的悟空:</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Tahoma"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">我這封信寫的很慢,因為知道你看字不快。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Tahoma"> <br /></span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">八戒和我已經搬家了,不過地址沒改,因為搬家的時候把門牌也帶過來了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Tahoma"> <br /></span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">這禮拜下了兩次雨,第一次下了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Tahoma">3</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">天,第二次下了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Tahoma">4</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">天。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Tahoma"> <br /></span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">昨天我們去買披薩,店員問我要切成</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Tahoma">8</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">片還是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Tahoma">12</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">片,我說</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Tahoma">8</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">片就成了,</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Tahoma">12</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">片吃不完。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Tahoma"> <br /></span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">我給你寄去了一件外套,因為怕郵寄時超重,所以把扣子剪下來,放在外套口袋裡了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Tahoma"> <br /></span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">你受教較晚,記得要多讀點書,多用成語,免得別人笑你沒水平。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Tahoma"> <br /></span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">最後告訴你,現在工作難找,你又猴子猴孫滿堂,本來想寄點錢給你度年關的,可惜信封已經封上了。</span></p></span></font>
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某家大樓的管委員會所張貼的公告

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 16pt; color: blue; line-height: 115%"><o:p></o:p></span><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Agency FB'">這是某家</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">大樓</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Agency FB'">的管委員會所張貼的公告</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt"><span lang="EN-US"><o:p><font face="Agency FB" size="3">&nbsp;</font></o:p></span><span style="color: #ff0000"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">自殺者</span></font></span><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">請注意了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"><font face="Agency FB">&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">假如你要跳樓</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"><font face="Agency FB">~~~<o:p></o:p></font></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"><o:p><font face="Agency FB" size="3">&nbsp;</font></o:p></span><br /><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Agency FB'">如果你想變成肉醬請到十樓</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Agency FB">!</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Agency FB'"> </span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt"><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Agency FB'">如果你要痛快一點請到九樓</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Agency FB">!</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Agency FB'"> </span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt"><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Agency FB'">如果你還想喘口氣請到八樓</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Agency FB">!</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Agency FB'"> </span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt"><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Agency FB'">如果你還想掙扎的話請到七樓</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Agency FB">!</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Agency FB'"> </span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt"><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Agency FB'">如果你還想留遺言請到六樓</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Agency FB">!</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Agency FB'"> </span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt"><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Agency FB'">如果你只是想殘廢請到五樓</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Agency FB">!</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Agency FB'"> </span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt"><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Agency FB'">如果你只是想住院請到四樓</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Agency FB">!</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Agency FB'"> </span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt"><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Agency FB'">如果你純粹想嚇人請到三樓</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Agency FB">!</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Agency FB'"> </span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt"><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Agency FB'">如果你只是感興趣的請到二樓</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Agency FB">!</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Agency FB'"> </span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">如果你是想看熱鬧</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"><font face="Agency FB">,</font></span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">請到一樓服務台登記 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"><o:p></o:p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt"><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Agency FB'">當然啦</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Agency FB"> </font></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">如果你彈跳力好</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"><font face="Agency FB">,</font></span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Agency FB'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">請到地下室</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"><font face="Agency FB">!<o:p></o:p></font></span></font></p>
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一封信~

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-alt: 0pt"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span><span style="font-size: small"><span style="font-family: 新細明體"><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">情人節那天妳問我哪裡對妳好,我一時想不起來,經過這兩天的思考,我終於想到如</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black"><br /></span><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">下這些我對妳好的地方:</span><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana"><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 35pt; text-indent: -35pt; mso-line-height-alt: 0pt; mso-char-indent-count: -2.5"><span style="font-size: small"><span style="font-family: 新細明體"><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">一、</span><span style="color: black"> </span><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">沒認識妳之前我拿獎學金,認識妳之後我考試補考。沒認識我之前妳補考,認識我之後妳拿獎學金。</span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-alt: 0pt"><span style="font-size: small"><span style="font-family: 新細明體"><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">二、</span><span style="color: black"> </span><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">我忍著讓別人笑話的恥辱給妳洗衣服。</span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-alt: 0pt"><span style="font-size: small"><span style="font-family: 新細明體"><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">三、</span><span style="color: black"> </span><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">一個蘋果,都給妳吃,兩個蘋果,我把大的給妳吃。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black"> <br /></span><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">四、</span><span style="color: black"> </span><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">同吃一條魚,我讓妳吃大身,我自已吃魚頭。</span><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana"><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-alt: 0pt"><span style="font-size: small"><span style="font-family: 新細明體"><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">五、</span><span style="color: black"> </span><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">妳這麼難看,我還說妳漂亮。我這麼帥,妳還說我難看。</span><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana"><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 49pt; text-indent: -49pt; mso-line-height-alt: 0pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.5"><span style="font-size: small"><span style="font-family: 新細明體"><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">六、</span><span style="color: black"> </span><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">出去玩都是我花錢,回來我只能吃蘿蔔。(妳省下錢當然可以自已吃魚翅了)</span><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana"><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 42pt; text-indent: -42pt; mso-line-height-alt: 0pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0"><span style="font-size: small"><span style="font-family: 新細明體"><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">七、</span><span style="color: black"> </span><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">認識妳之前我沒交過女朋友。認識我之前妳交了兩個男朋友(高中一個,初中一個。)</span><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana"><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-alt: 0pt"><span style="font-size: small"><span style="font-family: 新細明體"><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">八、</span><span style="color: black"> </span><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">妳生氣時,我讓妳當出氣筒。我生氣時,我把自已當出氣筒。</span><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana"><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-alt: 0pt"><span style="font-size: small"><span style="font-family: 新細明體"><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">九、</span><span style="color: black"> </span><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">妳想吻我的時候就可以吻我。我想吻妳的時候還要經過妳同意。</span><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana"><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-alt: 0pt"><span style="font-size: small"><span style="font-family: 新細明體"><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">十、</span><span style="color: black"> </span><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">妳經常打我,我從來沒打過妳。</span><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana"><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 42pt; text-indent: -42pt; mso-line-height-alt: 0pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0"><span style="font-size: small"><span style="font-family: 新細明體"><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">十一、</span><span style="color: black"> </span><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">有一次妳問我如果妳愛上別的男人了我會怎樣,我說我要殺了那個男的。我又問妳如果我愛上別的女人了妳會怎樣,妳說妳要閹了我。</span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 42pt; text-indent: -42pt; mso-line-height-alt: 0pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0"><span style="font-size: small"><span style="font-family: 新細明體"><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">十二、</span><span style="color: black"> </span><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">我買</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black">200</span><span style="color: black; 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mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">我把妳的耳機用壞了,我買新的賠妳,妳把我的自行車丟了,連句對不起也沒說。</span><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana"><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 42pt; text-indent: -42pt; mso-line-height-alt: 0pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0"><span style="font-size: small"><span style="font-family: 新細明體"><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">十四、</span><span style="color: black"> </span><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">妳生病一次,我要瘦兩斤,我生病一次,妳反而胖兩斤(妳來寢室陪我,吃光了我所有的零食)</span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 42pt; text-indent: -42pt; mso-line-height-alt: 0pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0"><span style="font-size: small"><span style="font-family: 新細明體"><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">十五、</span><span style="color: black"> </span><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">我沒嫌妳矮,妳卻嫌我高。</span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 42pt; text-indent: -42pt; mso-line-height-alt: 0pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0"><span style="font-size: small"><span style="font-family: 新細明體"><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">十六、</span><span style="color: black"> </span><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">妳來我家,我睡沙發,我去妳家,還是我睡沙發。</span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 42pt; text-indent: -42pt; mso-line-height-alt: 0pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0"><span style="font-size: small"><span style="font-family: 新細明體"><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">十七、</span><span style="color: black"> </span><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">我媽對妳那麼好,妳媽對我一點也不好。</span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 42pt; text-indent: -42pt; mso-line-height-alt: 0pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0"><span style="font-size: small"><span style="font-family: 新細明體"><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">十八、</span><span style="color: black"> </span><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">那次去看露天演唱會,妳騎在我頭上看得津津有味,我被妳壓在下面在人群中流淚。</span><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana"><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 42pt; text-indent: -42pt; mso-line-height-alt: 0pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0"><span style="font-size: small"><span style="font-family: 新細明體"><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">十九、</span><span style="color: black"> </span><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">我家的狗生了,我把最好看的一條送給妳。妳卻把妳養</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black"><br /></span><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">得快要死掉的金魚送給我,害我才養兩天就得給它們送終。</span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 42pt; text-indent: -42pt; mso-line-height-alt: 0pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0"><span style="font-size: small"><span style="font-family: 新細明體"><span style="color: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">二十、我給妳洗了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black">N</span><span style="color: black; 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很好用喔~<br /><br />打敗對手後,可得到不同的<strong><font color="#ff0000"><span class="t_tag" onclick="tagshow(event)" href="tag.php?name=%E5%AD%B8%E7%BF%92%E5%8A%9B">學習力</span></font></strong>,詳述如下<br /><br /><strong>赫爾卡星</strong><br />【一層】比比鼠(LV9-10)&mdash;攻擊+1<br />【二層】羅奇(LV19-20)&mdash;<span class="t_tag" onclick="tagshow(event)" href="tag.php?name=%E9%80%9F%E5%BA%A6">速度</span>+1<br />【三層】<span class="t_tag" onclick="tagshow(event)" href="tag.php?name=%E9%9B%B7%E4%BC%8A">雷伊</span>(原來LV55,改版LV70)&mdash;攻擊+1速度+1<br />【廣場】<span class="t_tag" onclick="tagshow(event)" href="tag.php?name=%E6%9E%9C%E5%87%8D%E9%B4%A8">果凍鴨</span>(LV16-17)&mdash;攻擊+1<br />【聖殿】吉斯(LV16)&mdash;攻擊+1, 亞米拉(LV36)&mdash;攻擊+1速度+1<br /><br /><strong>海洋星</strong><br />【一層】貝爾(LV5-6)&mdash;防禦+1<br />【二層】利牙魚(LV15-16)&mdash;攻擊+1<br />【三層】鋼牙鯊(LV25)&mdash;攻擊+2, 小鰭魚(LV15-16)&mdash;特攻+1, 貝殼魚(LV25-26)&mdash;特攻+1體力+1<br /><br /><strong>克洛斯星</strong><br />【一層】皮皮(LV11-12)&mdash;攻擊+1, <font color="#ff0000">閃光皮皮(LV11-12)&mdash;攻擊+1</font><br />【二層】仙人球(LV1-2)&mdash;特攻+1, <font color="#ff0000">小<span class="t_tag" onclick="tagshow(event)" href="tag.php?name=%E8%B1%86%E8%8A%BD">豆芽</span>(LV1-2)&mdash;攻擊+1</font><br />【三層】依依(LV15)&mdash;攻擊+1, 蘑菇怪(LV10)&mdash;防禦+1特防+1<br /><br /><strong>火山星</strong><br />【一層】火焰貝(LV7-8)&mdash;特防+1<br />【二層】吉爾(LV17-18)&mdash;速度+1, <font color="#ff0000"><span class="t_tag" onclick="tagshow(event)" href="tag.php?name=%E5%B7%B4%E5%A4%9A">巴多</span>(LV15)&mdash;攻擊+1</font><br />【三層】里奧斯(LV35)&mdash;特攻+1速度+1<br /><br /><strong>雲霄星</strong><br />【一層】毛毛(LV3-4)&mdash;速度+1, <font color="#ff0000">莫比(LV3-4)&mdash;攻擊+1</font><br />【二層】幽浮(LV13-14)&mdash;速度+1, 小瑩蜂(LV13-14)&mdash;速度+1<br />【三層】提亞斯(LV45)&mdash;特攻+1速度+1<br /><br /><strong>赫爾卡星,海洋星,克洛斯星,火山星,雲霄星的一階怪物變成而成</strong><br />【隨機】<font color="#ff0000">尼爾(LV16)&mdash;特攻+1</font><br /><br /><strong>雙子阿爾法星</strong><br />【一層】迪達(LV14-15)&mdash;特防+1, 迪爾克(LV31-32)&mdash;防禦+1特防+1, <font color="#ff0000"><font color="#000000"><span class="t_tag" onclick="tagshow(event)" href="tag.php?name=%E6%82%A0%E6%82%A0">悠悠</span>(LV10)&mdash;攻擊+1</font></font><br />【二層】加格(LV20-21)&mdash;攻擊+1, 加格爾(LV40-41)&mdash;攻擊+1防禦+1, 納多雷(LV70)&mdash;體力+1防禦+1特防+1<br />【三層】魯克(LV15-16)&mdash;特攻+1, <span class="t_tag" onclick="tagshow(event)" href="tag.php?name=%E5%8D%A1%E9%AD%AF">卡魯</span>加(LV31)&mdash;特攻+2<br /><br /><strong>雙子貝塔星</strong><br />【一層】萊尼(LV15-16)&mdash;攻擊+1, 特魯尼(LV35-36)&mdash;攻擊+1特攻+1<br />【廢墟】古魯(LV19-20)&mdash;特攻+1, 梅魯(LV39-40)&mdash;特攻+2<br />【二層】丁格(LV15-16)&mdash;體力+1, 丁加魯(LV35-36)&mdash;體力+2, 雷納多(LV75)&mdash;體力+2特攻+1<br />【訓練場】<font color="#ff0000"><font color="#000000">巨型樹妖(LV45)&mdash;特攻+1體力+1</font></font><br /><br /><strong>塞西利亞星</strong><br />【一層】卡卡(LV11-12)&mdash;攻擊+1, 利茲(LV31-32)&mdash;攻擊+1速度+1, <span class="t_tag" onclick="tagshow(event)" href="tag.php?name=%E9%98%BF%E5%85%8B%E8%A5%BF%E4%BA%9E">阿克西亞</span>(LV65)&mdash;攻擊+1特攻+2<br />【二層】<font color="#ff0000">林克(LV15-16)&mdash;特攻+1</font><br />【三層】玄冰獸(LV25-26)&mdash;攻擊+1<br /><br /><strong>拜倫號</strong><br />【一層】<span class="t_tag" onclick="tagshow(event)" href="tag.php?name=%E5%B0%A4%E7%B4%8D%E6%96%AF">尤納斯</span>(LV70)&mdash;特攻+1<br />【二層】<font color="#ff0000"><font color="#000000">波古(LV15)&mdash;特攻+1</font></font><br /><br /><strong>斯諾星</strong><br />【岩洞】達比拉(LV17-18)&mdash;攻擊+1, 魔獅迪露(LV50)&mdash;攻擊+1速度+1<br /><br /><strong>露希歐星</strong><br />【一層】阿茲(LV16-17)&mdash;特攻+1, 科利(LV36-37)&mdash;特攻+2<br />【二層】火晶獸(LV17-18)&mdash;特防+1, 艮良獸(LV36-37)&mdash;防禦+1特防+1, <font color="#ff0000">晶岩獸(LV15-16)&mdash;攻擊+1</font><br /><br /><strong>尼古爾星</strong><br />【一層】<span class="t_tag" onclick="tagshow(event)" href="tag.php?name=%E5%93%88%E8%8E%AB%E9%9B%B7%E7%89%B9">哈莫雷特</span>(LV80)&mdash;攻擊+1速度+1<br />【二層】查斯(LV20-21)&mdash;防禦+1, 查爾頓(LV50-51)&mdash;防禦+2<br /><br /><strong>塔剋星</strong><br />【一層】伊娃(LV16-17)&mdash;特防+1, 伊婭絲(LV46-47)&mdash;特防+3<br />【光之城】<font color="#ff0000">吉寶(LV13-14)&mdash;速度+1</font>, 吉娜斯(LV53)&mdash;特攻+1 速度+2<br />【暗之城】<font color="#ff0000">斯內克(LV13-14)&mdash;體力+1</font>, 海德拉(LV53)&mdash;特防+1 體力+2<br /><br /><strong>暗黑之門</strong><br />卡特斯&mdash;攻擊+2防禦+1<br />魔牙鯊&mdash;特攻+2<br />貝魯基德&mdash;特防+1體力+2<br />奇拉塔頓&mdash;特攻+2體力+1<br />克林卡修&mdash;攻擊+2速度+1<br /><br /><strong>勇者之塔</strong><br />天雷鼠&mdash;攻擊+3<br />巨型仙人掌&mdash;特攻+2特防+1<br />貝爾魯斯&mdash;體力+1防禦+1特防+1<br />巴拉龜&mdash;特防+3<br />哈爾浮&mdash;速度+2<br />急凍獸&mdash;攻擊+2<br />洛吉拉斯&mdash;特攻+3<br />波克爾&mdash;攻擊+3<br />西薩琉拉&mdash;速度+3<br />巴洛卡&mdash;速度+3<br />雷吉歐斯&mdash;攻擊+2特防+1<br />塔奇拉頓&mdash;體力+3<br />魯加斯&mdash;攻擊+3<br />魔花仙子&mdash;攻擊+3<br />電擊兔&mdash;特攻+3<br />布布花&mdash;攻擊+2防禦+1<br /><span class="t_tag" onclick="tagshow(event)" href="tag.php?name=%E5%B7%B4%E9%AD%AF%E6%96%AF">巴魯斯</span>&mdash;特攻+3<br />烈焰<span class="t_tag" onclick="tagshow(event)" href="tag.php?name=%E7%8C%A9%E7%8C%A9">猩猩</span>&mdash;攻擊+1特攻+1速度+1
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塞爾號

<img alt="" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; float: left; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin: 0.7em 1.4em 0.7em 0px; border-right-width: 0px" src="http://pics27.yamedia.tw/24/userfile/a/a5125/blog/14c0e01f6d71e3.gif" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />他是譜尼喔~ 粉難打的<br /><br /><br /><img alt="" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; float: left; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin: 0.7em 1.4em 0.7em 0px; border-right-width: 0px" src="http://pics27.yamedia.tw/24/userfile/a/a5125/blog/14c0e023272452.gif" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />柯藍有冰系女王之稱<br /><br /><br /><img alt="" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; float: left; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin: 0.7em 1.4em 0.7em 0px; border-right-width: 0px" src="http://pics27.yamedia.tw/24/userfile/a/a5125/blog/14c0e028704a6b.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />阿克西亞 也很強<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />還有很多 請各位到我的相簿細細欣賞喔~
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我最♡的遊戲

我最♡的遊戲就是<br />塞爾號了~<br />不但有可愛的精靈<br />還有漂漂的服裝 <span style="color: #ffffff">雖然稱不上漂亮拉XD<span style="color: #000000"><br /><br />我的米米號是:21693478<br />要加我好友喔~</span></span>
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機密

<a href="http://residence.educities.edu.tw/eden830610/new_page_8.htm">http://residence.educities.edu.tw/eden830610/new_page_8.htm</a><br /><br /><span style="color: #ffffff">不要來喔~<br />來了你一定會後悔<br />我是被逼的<br />要傳給別人喔!<br /><span style="color: #00ffff">這是個好網站!</span></span>
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